A strange title to this chapter, you might think. It should become apparent why as you read on.
In order to attend a family christening over the MayDay Bank Holiday weekend, we made our way back to the safe haven of Sherborne Wharf in the centre of Birmingham where we knew we could safely leave Tempranillo, as we had previously. Our trip of about two weeks had been really enjoyable, despite the weather. The so called drought had soaked us at times but we were unable to move on only two occasions. Once in Penkridge where we met Hilary and again in the open countryside just after we turned onto the Coventry Canal and stopped by this amazing tree.
It was mainly the wind that prevented us from cruising that day.
When we got going again we continued down the Coventry Canal and then joined the Birmingham and Fazeley Canal in order to get us back into the city centre. However, even though we had stopped I felt we could make a diversion to the north and take in more of the Birmingham Canal Navigation (BCN) and still be back in time for the christening. There were 24 locks between us and Sherborne Wharf. I had worked out that if we went the shorter route we would have to do those locks in the space of 3 miles but making the diversion meant that, not only did we see more of the BCN, we could stretch out the lock working over a distance of 15 miles, for which Sue was very grateful.
Salford Junction
As soon as we passed the junction at Salford, where we had originally planned to turn for the city, we found ourselves in a concrete jungle.
This was Spaghetti Junction. Here it is as you have probably never seen it before. There was a lot of work going on down at ground level. Could it be that concrete fatigue has set in, much like that found in the Hammersmith Flyover at the end of the M4? Mmmm, mustn't start evil rumours! But our quiet, uncongested, though very wet journey under Spaghatti Junction was really quite pleasant in comparison.
It was difficult to accept that the hustle of motorway chaos was going on all around us as we slipped unnoticed underneath it.
We found a very quite cut to stop in that night where not one other boat came passed us all the time we were moored. I think we were the only ones brave, or stupid enough to endure the vicious 'drought' that was currently gripping the UK! Very soon after we set off the next morning, having been so far below the motorways the previous day, we suddenly found ourselves on the same level, and now and again actually looking down on the M42!
This is where Sue got so wet and she was convinced she had developed 'Trench Foot' as it was extremely damp underfoot. I couldn't help with the locks as it was too shallow for Tempranillo to get to the canal side and had to stay aboard and hover in the middle of the canal.
These are the 8 locks lined up at Ryders Green on the Walsall Canal.
We made our way back in towards Sherborne Wharf along Brindley's Canal but at the junction where his canal went up a few locks we decided, having already overdosed on locks, to take the straighter, level and newer branch.
Here Brindley's Canal on the right passes close to the new, straighter line below at Smethwick Pumping Station and Heritage Centre. Tempranillo can just be seen moored by the building.
We concluded our journey in time to get home as planned.